witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls.
Me: Im gonna have so much fun this weekend!
Me: *masturbates 4 times in a row and passes out*