May 2013
witchyhellbroth:
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
April 2013
passion:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls.
Me: Im gonna have so much fun this weekend!
Me: *masturbates 4 times in a row and passes out*
