You know how there’s that one person that’s always been there, but you never gave them a chance because you’re an asshole? Finally gave him a chance, turns out I like him a lot more than I thought. Too bad he is moving to Rhode Island in a couple weeks…
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
crumzinmahlap: did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
Anyone wanna give me a ride to work?!